Laughing Out Loud!!!!...,

 Tina lives in a small town in the mountains,where bears can be a nuisance.Once night she heard a bear,and when a shuffling noise woke her at about 6a.m..,she decided to take action.Dressed in her nightgown,she threw open the door and began barking tited a dog.She stopped to listen,and after a pause,a small voice said,"Lady,you sure know how to scare a guy."It was the paperboy.

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                                                                                         Dough had removed their back door

 for repair the left for the handware

 store,promising to return before his

 wife went grocery shopping.When he

 didn't show,his wife tried to put the

 door or its hinges but couldn't,so,for security,she propped it in the

 frame using a heavy chair,Returning from the grocery,she asked

 Doug if he had noticed what she'd done."Yes"he said."I also

 noticed that you left the front door wide open."

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A little boy had to stay behind 

after school for being naughty 

and he asked "Miss please may I 

go now!" and the teacher replied

" Yes but when you come to 

school tomorrow you have to 

know the first four letters of the 

aplphabet" 

An  engineer, a physicist,and a  

mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-

have a limited amount of building 

material.The engineer gets up first and make 

a square fence with the material reasoning 

that it's a pretty good working solution."No 

no,"says the physicist,"there's a better way." He takes the fence and 

makes a circular pen,showing how it encompasses the maximum 

possible space with the given material.Then the mathematician 

speaks up:"No,no,there's an even better way."To the other's 

amusement they proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around 

himself,then declares:"I define myself to be on the outside."

                                       
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Lauren's three year-old daughter is a 

determined might owl whose 

demands deprive her of much 

sleep.Her trips to the bathroom are 

particularly desriptive, so Lauren was 

glad to hear get up in the wee hours and go to the toilet herself.To 

her disappointment,though,her daughter headed to her room 

afterwards instead of back to her bed."Mommy,"she whispered 

Lauren laid still,feigning she'd give up."Mommy,"she hissed a little 

louder.No response."Hey,Mom!" she yelled.Lauren gave up."What 

is it".."Will it wake you up if I flush the toilet?"

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A man got pulled over by a cop 

because he was wearing in and 

out of the lanes.The cop got out 

of his car and asked the driver to 

blow in a breath anaylyzer tube 

to check his achohol level."Oh 

no," I'll have an asthma attack and die." "OK" said the 

officer,"Let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to 

check your alochol level." "Oh no I can't do that.I'm diabetic and if 

I pee my blood sugar will go down so low I might die." "Fine 

then,lets go to the station and get a blood test to check your alcohol 

level." "Oh no I can't do that.I'm hemophilliac and I will never stop 

bleeding if you draw blood." "All right then,just step outside your 

car and walk this white line for me." "Oh no,I can't do that." "Why 

not?" "Because I'm drunk."( Read for:www.searchquotes.com/search/Funny_Brainy/))